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Local Fresh Nuts
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It seems trucks pass one another bearing the same cargo. Why?
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Why bring nuts across the country?
Why? Oh, why?
They are everywhere.
Local fresh nuts
crack easily
and tasty . . . I declare
you’d like them anywhere.
Raw or shelled, salted, unseasoned . . .
the pleasure! You’ll swear
on these fresh nuts!
If you’re queasy
don’t look under your chair,
could happen anywhere!
They ‘pop’ out
in unusual places . . .
just follow the shell trail.
Why bring nuts across the county?
Why? Oh, why?
Some lay ‘neath a tree . . .
variety
varies greatly.
We think our nuts are best
because they never rest.
You can find many on the streets
laying everywhere . . .
local fresh nuts!

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 Reviews of "Local Fresh Nuts"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 6, 2004
Nutty write......that made me crave nuztzz..cracking but nice....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on August 5, 2004
I am sure we talking the eatible type of nuts,, as I trwvel the highways I see alot of other nuts being sent coast to coast.
enjoyed this
Tommy

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 5, 2004
Very clever, excellent concept!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 5, 2004
Marketing, capitalism... and creative poetry.


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