I'm not totally 'senior' yet but getting there!
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Sprayed underarms with hairspray
then deodorized my hair …
another senior moment.
Come and visit … if you dare!
Pit hair is buoying my arms
and bees swarm my bonnet … charmed.
Used foot powder on my teeth,
put toothpaste between my toes …
another senior moment.
I’ve waken bears from their lair!
Lips are sticking to my teeth;
toes are shining underneath.
With this light beneath my dress,
I should mow! My hair’s a mess …
another senior moment.
Couldn’t outrun bear … my chair!
I mowed my scalp, am now bald,
but am content. (That bear pawed!)
I use Pampers on my nose
and wear Kleenez between toes …
another senior moment.
Please, Dear, …bring clean underwear!
With these ‘hankies’ cannot see …
now have scratches from a tree.
I can’t pull my britches up
as they have 38 cups …
another senior moment.
Alone … I’m fine anywhere.
Bees are combing in my hair;
I’m content in a bear’s lair.
Seems to me that senior moments are a sight to behold, and I am sitting here laughing lol. you sure have a way of expressing yourself, absolutely enjoyed this (still laughing)
Warm hugs
Elga
Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on August 23, 2004
R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O… Sandy, this is great! I loved it! I won’t elaborate anymore than that my friend, I liable to forget what I did with the Depends …lol! Thanks for the laughs.
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Lol!!
Love Tinka
Seems to me that senior moments are a sight to behold, and I am sitting here laughing lol. you sure have a way of expressing yourself, absolutely enjoyed this (still laughing)
Warm hugs
Elga
LOL--i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing with you, 'cause boy, i've misplaced my brains and can't find them ANYWHERE
this is a keeper--thanks :)
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. *still chuckling*
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
i am only 45, but i have those senior moments too! NOT good! LOL