Most people say they do not like you for your money ... unless there's a chance THEY will inherit it :)!
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Eddie Runyon
loved raw onion.
He was hefty
but not thrifty.
Loved persimmons,
sucking lemons,
sour Ed Runyon …
what a diet.
(Give him credit—
not quite et ‘it’!)
His jokes—shred it!
Loves tart radish
and horse, relish …
no comprendo
our puss Eddie.
Has no honey …
halitosis
isn’t funny.
Ladies gasp, fell,
at Ed’s breath, smell.
Poor old Eddie,
lone spaghetti,
never married …
he regretti.
Bachelor Uncle
father funkle
had no pickles …
money trickles.

Uncle Runyon …
here’s more onion!