Odor can be a REAL problem for some people ... especially Pete's FEET!
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Some folks leave B.O.
ev’rywhere they go!
Pete’s shoes--off--have clout!
Eve, the cow, passed out
(by the window … snout)!
All the flowers would cough
(pollination is off).
Dang! Fruit flies flew … pout.
Bees wallow in Jell-O,
but birds were mello.
When Pete’s socks were shed,
drivers lost their heads,
neighbors jumped from beds!
Strangers squirted hose
down foreheads, their nose
and some clothes were shred.
Some things cause chaos
like a ‘plume’ of ‘pox’.
Slippers stop scent, ooze.
All applaud the news!
Folks replace their fuse
and recant their ‘phews’
Hazardous crowd, crews
stood by … less enthused.
“Do please stand back folks
while Pete sows his oats!”
R
I
P
(Pete split both his pants and slippers so~
it starts ALL OVER again!)
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Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on August 29, 2004
I enjoyed the read Sandy, thank goodness I don’t have stinky feet but I sure have met a lot of folks who have…lol. Thanks for sharing the laughs my friend.
you ought to smell my twin's feet, or better yet, mine! now you are talking some seriously stinky feet! LOL they ought to register our stinky feet as weapons of mass destruction! LOL
fun write; well done! enjoyed much; thanks for the grins! LOL
(((HUGS))) and much love, your stinky-footed texas friend, karen lynn. :D
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You had me in fits of laughter with your truly funny poem. The visuals amazing lol, thanks for this Sandy.
:) thanks for reading me and for the lovely review
Warm hugs
Elga
fun write; well done! enjoyed much; thanks for the grins! LOL
(((HUGS))) and much love, your stinky-footed texas friend, karen lynn. :D
Peter