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Several relatives claim they 'don't stink' EVER! Thought I'd make 'light' of it :)! *********************
Agatha Crude is so darn rude. She knows quite well that all things smell. Still … she won’t share a bathroom. Touching her soap earns one a ‘poke’. Take my advice … wash not once … twice lest she smack you with a broom. She swears—no gas through her will pass. Underarms pits … perfume she sprits. Some in her presence may swoon. Lady of grace it’s no disgrace to be human … please quit fumin’! Agatha Crude … stenches plume!

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Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Reviewed on September 1, 2004

Sandy, your brilliant mind continues to draw me back again and again my friend. I enjoy reading your creations. Thank you for sharing them. Take care.

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on August 29, 2004

Too funny!

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on August 29, 2004

Some has body fragrance that is difficult to fight off. I'm glad I don't have any.

A fun read, Sandy!

Sandie May Angel

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga

Reviewed on August 29, 2004

Dear Sandy,

You've done it again !!! great write, you had me in giggles once again, you sure do know how to pen these beauties. :):)

Thanks for reading me and lovely review :)

Warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on August 29, 2004

Eileen puts it very well, Sandy. Thanks for this. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on August 29, 2004

The best smell is the scent of a new rose in my opinion....then coffee...then fish and chips...Lol
Peter

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on August 29, 2004

hahaha...You can't make some people think they are like everyone else human, they have to think of themselves "above" all others
while stinking up the place with false scents;-) Good write Sandra!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 29, 2004

Hehehehehe...glad I am stil human!!

Good one Sandra...poooheee...smelling something!!

Love Stinky!!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on August 29, 2004

I perfer the smell of gas over the smell of too much perfume! And I have a very sensitive nose. LOL, cute write.

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