Imaginary sister of John, Johanna Edwards, is the subject of this humorous political satire :)!
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Johanna Edwards caught a hair on the fly.
Shooed the fly away, punched it right in its' eye.
"You're out-of-order! The next time … it's 'good-bye'.
Now go find a Bush to pester, make them sigh.
Hey! Better yet, lose that hair—give them a sty!

Johanna Edwards is a looker, that's true .
She captivates flies and she'll captive you!
Her energy energizes, never blue.
Though she's quite young, mature thinking isn't new.
Who else can catch hairs on a fly? Fast folks do!

Johanna Edwards prefers dresses to pants
but she will hunt, bag a fox … given a chance.
Flowers and candy may NOT lead to romance;
she's saving herself for a white knight named Lance.
Her fly-catching turns him off. Watch while they dance!

Johanna Edwards is an arms length away.
Now watch Lance look; he is bound to go astray.
A hairy fly will keep that beauty at bay.
Jo avoids politics … would rather jet, play—
politicians push, prod and bully their way.

Johanna, a waitress, learned well that new trick
to catch hairs on flies so folks wouldn't get sick!
It requires dexterity for fingers quick.
Not merely a beauty, that lady is slick!
I'm glad she's no buggers or buggers she'd flick!

Johanna Edwards catches hairs on the fly
wait till those terrorists catch Johanna's eyes!