***Some authentic soft drinks and companies according to an article in The Bend Bulletin, Bend, Oregon, Nov. 20th, 2005, section D, page 10.
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Sodalicious or Disgusting?
Jones’ Turkey and Gravy soda
was once sold in California.
(It’s made in Seattle, Washington.)
Folks can drink soda for fun!
Avery’s Beverages---pink Dog Drool,
aqua Toxic Slime and green Swamp Juice—
are Halloween beverages quite cool.
Kitty Piddle comes in a bottle …
Sodagusting I dare not swallow.
Spittoon Drippings shouldn’t be for sale!
Where do these things come from? In the mail!
Boodelicious may appeal to men
just as Fruitdolaloom draws women.
Colors look strange … taste gritty, grim.
Tasteful parties wouldn’t dare have these:
Piglet Cooties and What’s In A Sneeze.
Sodalicious or disgusting … ugh …
and don’t tell Momma they’re on her rug!
Vampire Juice is rich, deep, scarlet red,
Snot What You Think is a little green,
but the black drink is Bugs From Your Head.
Sandy,
When I was a kid, well we won't get into the when of it, but in ancient times, A&W Root Beer use to put out a product called Swamp Water. It was dirty orange in color and had all this orange pulp floating around in it. It wasn't very appealing in looks but was very tasty. I like your write, found it very informative. One must always keep an open mind.
Swamp Juice used to be some kind of killer alcohol drink when I was a bit younger...something that was supposed to put one under the table with only two drinks...but that was a long time ago...though some of these drinks above sound almost appetizing...LOL! ed
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When I was a kid, well we won't get into the when of it, but in ancient times, A&W Root Beer use to put out a product called Swamp Water. It was dirty orange in color and had all this orange pulp floating around in it. It wasn't very appealing in looks but was very tasty. I like your write, found it very informative. One must always keep an open mind.