Holiday humor with a walrus :)!
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Lumpy Rump, Rump
by Sandra S. Corona

May I show you my lumpy rump, rump?
I have cellulite, a lumpy rump, rump, bumpy, rump, rump, lumpy rump, rump
I will parade for you my lumpy rump, rump, bumpy, rump, rump, lumpy rump, rump
It help me sit, relax my lumpy rump, rump, bumpy, rump, rump, lumpy rump, rump
May I show you my lumpy rump, rump?
Me and my rump!

Rich or poor flex your lumpy rump, rump!
A vision, horrid, a lumpy rump, rump, bumpy, rump, rump, lumpy rump, rump
I glazier broke from my lumpy rump, rump, bumpy, rump, rump, lumpy rump, rump
See you peeking at my lumpy rump, rump, bumpy, rump, rump, lumpy rump, rump
Rich or poor flex your lumpy, rump, rump!
Me and my rump!

Vast, weighs so heavily my lumpy rump, rump.
No surgery for my lumpy rump, rump, bumpy, rump, rump, lumpy rump, rump
I'm a woman with a lumpy rump, rump, bumpy, rump, rump, lumpy rump, rump
Wish I could balance my lumpy rump, rump, bumpy, rump, rump, lumpy rump, rump
Vast, weighs so heavily my lumpy rump, rump.
Me and my rump!

May I share with you my lumpy rump, rump bumpy rump, rump
lumpy rump, rump?
Me and my rump!