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When Johnny Sings ...
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This guy CAN'T sing!!!
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When Johnny Sings ...

When Johnny sings dogs howl,
fish jump back into the sea,
alley cats dive in dumpsters,
but most folks let Johnny be.

When Johnny sings damns burst,
and hernias birth off-spring.
Every door, window, open
slam with such force that they ring.

When Johnny sings tornadoes
turn around in empty fields
or simply evaporate.
Maybe his voice is a shield?

When Johnny sings graves turn
and the wicked hide in caves.
Even fires will not burn,
warriors sign those peace treaties.

When Johnny sings I smile
my deaf ears cannot hear him.
It's a great world for a while ...
until he gets laryngitis.

Maybe all the world should sing ...

copyright 2008 Sandra S. Corona

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Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on January 14, 2008
Yes, perhaps all the world should sing and we will all hear beautiful music spread all around...

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 14, 2008
Thanks for the smiles. Actually, I'm off to choir practice (our first one after the Christmas holidays) in a few minutes. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 14, 2008
I though I used to sing good
Until one day I recorded myself
After listening to it
I smashed the recorded against the wall
Ending my career permnnently
Thanks for sharing this write Sandra
Love & Peace William

Reviewed on January 14, 2008
Excellent write, but I am gonna' kill Karlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....*grins* She's dead meat! LOL

NOT really! :)

Love the illustration; you're my American Idol! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on January 14, 2008
LOL, Sandra, American Idol I'm not. Trust me when I say this. Now, Karen can sing (she's gonna kill me LOL)--very well. She doesn't think so, but then again, we're our own worst Simon Cowell. LOL Enjoyed reading this--perfectly illustrated and penned. Looks kind of like Johnny Carson in a weird sort of way. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 14, 2008
Hmnnn maybe that is why eveyone smiles when I lose my voice...lol

Fee


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