Imagine a woman as a car but, this merger needs a mechanic!
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Driven
Walk outside,
climb on in,
adjust seat,
buckle up. It saves lives, amazing!
Insert key,
engine starts,
take the wheel,
I'm yours and you're driving me crazy.
Release brake,
back her up,
turn around,
eyes barely open, she seems hazy.
Got to go,
getting late,
give her gas!
I'm yours and you're driving me crazy.
Going too fast,
cutting curves,
her rear swerves.
I'm yours but you can't hold me steady.
There's no doubt,
line is cut,
have no brakes,
free, bucks him. Drive someone else ... crazy!
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
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Gives a whole new meaning to driving! LOL Well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.