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Sweat Pants
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A woman who ignores fashion for comfort.

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Sweat Pants

The fashion police
are taking me in
for the vile sin
of wearing sweat pants.

My cellulite straps--
quite unattractive--
keep my blue veins active.
Skin tight pants bulge … much.

Imitation stuff
won’t pass for leather--
e’en with a feather--
in purses or shoes.

Give me red sweat pants,
a purple checked blouse,
if I stay in my house.
What does it matter?

The fashion police
don't spook me ... too thin.
I’ll give them a spin
… put them in sweat pants.

Oh, see how they run!
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 Reviews of "Sweat Pants"
Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on November 8, 2014
The image of Ed Matlack prancing around in sweats and a checked blouse overloaded my visual cell banks and blotted out my review comments. Sorry.
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on November 7, 2014
cute
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 6, 2014
They're great for sweating… Otherwise just to cover up nameless sins and keep them warm.

Ron
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 5, 2014
I love sweat pants too, but not so much with a purple checked blouse...LOL, -e-
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Some of us who have a heart, don''t show it. Others, heartless, thump on. <br>************************
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Human ''sprawl'' affects us all. Imagine Santa after all those cookies, goodies and milk dragging his bass behind him :)! <br>*****************
Bass In A Sling
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