A 'senior' moment :)!

Too pooped to pop;
To popped to poop.
Getting so old
Don’t give a hoot!
Geritol is a foot-race
that I don’t always win.
Alka-selzer peps me up;
its’ sprizzle makes me grin.
Heck, my girdle lost its’ shape
and, somehow, so have I.
Let us share the laughter
Lest I break down and cry.
My back goes out more than I
and feet sometimes aren’t beneath.
When I’m gone, my dearest friends,
my wit I hereby bequeath.
You’ve got steak and eggs
while I eat strained soup.
but, consider this, dear,
your make-up is goop!
I get away with anything
Listen to this ditty that I sing.
“Too pooped to pop
To popped to poop!
When age precedes beauty,
bring the doggy scoop!”