Aging gracefully :)!

Folks are mostly water
but I am mostly pee.
When we are on the road,
my eyes turn yella. Gee . . .
hubby takes his watch out
and says I’ve ‘ten’ to ‘go’.

Ev’ry time there’s a line
. . . barely make it in time.
I am drowning inside
so when I see a sign:
‘Our restrooms are open’
the trickling begins.

Would hubby like for me
to wear wet underwear?
I run! It’s ‘wicked’ here
but there’s no time to care.
Another’s stench reeks raw . . .
I have to hold my nose.

Most folks have less water
but it seems I’m all pee.
Could it be medicine
that is jettisoning me?
When we gas or ‘look’, ‘see’,
I either run or hop.

I can’t resist a pit stop!