Slicing the wind,
cutting the cheese.
P-phew! Oh, please.
Wolf down the beans,
break in your jeans.
The odor . . . jeez!
P-phew! Oh, please.
Hot dogs and kraut-
the gas seeps out.
The odor . . . jeez.
P-phew! Oh, please.
You chomp down cheese,
wolf down the beans,
eat dogs and kraut . . .
the gas seeps out.
Take a whiff . . . faint;
that's a doozy.
P-phew! Oh, please.
The cabbage rolls
tumble down . . . blows.
Why can't you squeeze?
P-phew! Oh, please.
The onion's scent--
a blast that 'went'.
The odor . . . jeez.
Why can't you squeeze.
P-phew! Oh, please.
The cabbage rolls,
limburger blows,
but ev'ryone 'goes'.
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Reviewed by Dove (Reader)
Reviewed on May 10, 2003
hee hee..I see your an all american as apple pie..hee hee
*LOL* sandra...you are too much. :) my mama would just *die* of embarrassment if she...ahem...tooted...daddy, and my brother...they'd just let 'em rip...worst was when you were in the pantry, talking on the phone, trying to get some privacy...daddy would walk by, and braaaap...omgosh, you were *trapped* in there LOL "look at the b-52," he'd say...i'd wanna kill him LOL this is rich, sandra...but not oderiferous LOL (((HUGS))) and love, karla. *still laughing--thanks--i needed that*
Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on May 3, 2003
Hi Sandy, funny write.
So was Teds comment. Thanks for the face cracker.
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Dove ~
Kool write
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So was Teds comment. Thanks for the face cracker.
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tony