Purify the sty
Hold your breath and your nose
It stinks worse than your toes
See the crawling lice
If you live with pigs
Better learn to dance jigs
See the flies fly by
Spray the piglet quite well
You’ll adapt in a spell
Pigs are not very nice
Habitat . . . spic and span
Hog turned his nose up . . . ran
Purify the sty
Those who live with swine
Somehow don’t seem to mind
Those who turn ‘yellar’
Known as ‘swine smellers’.
I think yaller swine smellers
Are a yucky breed of fellers,
But you, ma'am, are doin' it right,
Pickin' folk, tellin' their plight.
Best regards,
Leland
This is a real piggy poem Sandra. However those funky old bacon making pigs just taste so good. You know I finally figured out that the best tasting food comes from the funkiest animals. However I do have my limits. I don't eat shiterlings or chitterlings. Also, life is one nasty experience anyway, we were out shot out of a tube into a dark slimmy place before we hit this world. Couldn't be any nastier than that. tkcare Grady
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Are a yucky breed of fellers,
But you, ma'am, are doin' it right,
Pickin' folk, tellin' their plight.
Best regards,
Leland