AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Richard Cederberg, iLalita Vasu, iLinda Alexander, iAlvin Romer, iJohn Burns, iTichaona Chinyelu, iConnie Amarel, iDietmar Rothe, iAnn Marie Hannon, iWilliam Martell, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Sandra S Corona

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· Blog
· 1,187 Titles
· 4,770 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Before 2003

Sandra S Corona, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen!


Books by
Sandra S Corona











See all Books
by Sandra S Corona



Plucked
by Sandra S Corona → (All Poetry by Sandra S Corona)
  
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

Birds of a feather don't always 'stick' together.

What did the goose say
running 'round naked?
"It's my rotten luck!
I've been caught and plucked."
In the deep river
the goosey shivered.
"Quit clowning around
Lord and give me down."
It'd been a while
since Goosey had prayed--
and somehow he strayed.
Still, though God was busy,
he sent angels down.
Goosey wandered 'round;
they 'feathered' a hound!
"Didn't You hear me
Lord, begging Your mercy?"
They turned him "turkey"--
brown feathers, not perky.
Goosey, ungrateful,
responded quite hateful,
it was disgraceful.
Taken for turkey,
his innards were stuffed.
He still earned his wings
but was ungrateful for things.
"Move out of my sight!"
Goosey itched for a fight
and then was cast out.
He heard a shout,
"You didn't know Me
till you knew mis'ry;
you've earned no mercy."

What did the goose say
when tossed on his way?
"I'll lay eggs, gold, treasures,
if you'll just let me stay."

"You lie as We both know
but your down's on the ground."

"Yuk, I'm really plucked!"



Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "Plucked"
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
Omg...Sandy this is good...nothing better than a good late night chuckle to ease the days tensions...Thanks! :O)
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
Cute, Sandy. Like your loosey goosey style on this.
Write on!
Leland

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
a lovely poem Sandy

William

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
Hi Sandy, Another funny! You and Tinka should team up. You can write a book of funnie.


lyf
tony

Reviewed on June 4, 2003
LOLOL

(((sandra)))

you're a treasure and so is this write

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed on June 4, 2003
a laugher of a write; enjoyed! (((HUGS)))

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
Sandra, excellent. Love the way you twist them words around.


New Poetry by Sandra S Corona
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  5.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  6.  Milkman's letter
  7.  Laughing As I Flee...
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  A Salt and Batter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  14.  My First Heart Attack
  15.  The Last Second
  16.  Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
  17.  Houston Greats
  18.  Hound Dog
  19.  AThree Year Old
  20.  Burst Forth
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part III by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part III is adult satirical literature that parodies thirteen famous short stories.  
Member BookAds

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered by Jay Dubya

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered (Part I) is adult literature featuring adult content and language.  
Member BookAds

A Relief of Doodie: Shtty Stories to Read on the Pot by Jay Horne

Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F  
Member BookAds