“Don’t moooo . . . ve, Mama.
I’m thirsty.
Raised on fast food—
your milk shakes.
Cows truly ‘groove’.”
“You are too old
to nurse, Son.
You’ve been weaned.
There is your ‘crud’
down on the ground.”
“Mama, mia,
you’re the best.
I am a bull . . .
no baloney . . .
but milk is cool.”
“At sortin’ time
you will go.
Men, not the boys,
will sire, mate,
retire, have joys.”
“Ahaaaa, just one sip?”
“Son, get a grip.”
“One for the road?”
slurp, slurp, ummmmm
“Shake, Mama, shake.”
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
~Nikki~
Write on!
Leland
Yf
tony