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Weaned?
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This little bull is 'full of it' :)!

“Don’t moooo . . . ve, Mama.
I’m thirsty.
Raised on fast food—
your milk shakes.
Cows truly ‘groove’.”
“You are too old
to nurse, Son.
You’ve been weaned.
There is your ‘crud’
down on the ground.”
“Mama, mia,
you’re the best.
I am a bull . . .
no baloney . . .
but milk is cool.”
“At sortin’ time
you will go.
Men, not the boys,
will sire, mate,
retire, have joys.”
“Ahaaaa, just one sip?”
“Son, get a grip.”
“One for the road?”
slurp, slurp, ummmmm
“Shake, Mama, shake.”

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 Reviews of "Weaned?"
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on June 26, 2003
Very good and oh sooooo cute Sandra!!!!
~Nikki~

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on June 26, 2003
Oh this is so clever!

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on June 25, 2003
Good one, Sandy. You write some udderly great poems.
Write on!
Leland

Reviewed on June 25, 2003
Wonderful humour. Cute write.

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on June 25, 2003
This was cute! Enjoyed the humor! ~SH~

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2003
Good Stuff, Sandy!



Yf
tony


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