Things are often thought about--animate or otherwise :)!
Mayon Naise is dressing to go
in shades of eggshell, pearly white.
She's such a delight--
daylight or the night--
she whirls, curls, flurls, swirls easily.
When you have her, your lips quiver--
everything else is put to shame
though she's not to blame.
Some would say she's plain.
Mayon Naise has such intensity.
Few go anywhere where she's not.
Out-of-sight, she's still on one's mind.
She's not hard to find
e'en among her 'kind'.
She's classic, never tart, cheesy.
Mayon Naise is dressing to go.
I implode: ask before using
as others may bring
their favorite things.
Use with care, spread her easily.
LOL Good write Sandy! The amount of Mayonnaise I see everyday at work would boggle your mind! lol
Jack
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2003
my god, woman.. this is a bit of clever genius, I'd say! While the rest of us are looking for new ways to say old things, here you come with a 'one-of-a-kind' pack of giggles gallore.. but far more than that.. this is truly cool! You've given new meaning to the word 'original'.. yep. (smile) katy
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2003
Darling.
Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2003
LOL - what a cute write.. thanks for the grins today...
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Question : What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Answer: Shut the door, I'm dressing.
Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)
Jack
Melanie
Leland
i love this write...but not mayonnaise ewwwwwwwwwww (mayonnaise--not the write)
(((HUGS))) and thanks for my grins for the day
love,
karla. :)