To be perfect isn't human so the judges have widen their search.

Considerate, sexy,
with lips that are tasty.
He's tan . . . the perfect man
whose such a mystery.
Handsome, uncomplaining,
spreads joy complimenting,
so sweet . . . the perfect man.
In control . . . never yelling,
Intelligent and strong,
never knowingly doing wrong.
He's hot . . . the perfect man--
who often sings love songs.
He has that polished look,
protects gals when they're shook.
Compassionate--the man--
loves reading a good book.
We can rearrange his face
if he leaves us in disgrace.
He charms . . . the perfect man . . .
number one in the race--
is
Mr. Potato Head!