Too cuc for words,
pickled . . . a tad green.
I've been jarred by a mean fiend.
To preserver, it takes two
thoroughly pickled, I'm through.
There's no one else but you.
Too cuc for words
I'm slippery,
have been dupped
by those who slurp
and perchance, burp.
Brine, vinegar,
pickling . . . makes me gleam.
I'm smeshed tight with others green.
Will you do me a favor?
At least savor my flavor . . .
if cuc's you adore.
Too cuc for words
I'm slippery,
have been dupped
by those who slurp
and perchance, burp.
Dill isn't dull,
I'm prime . . . deeply green.
Don't bite, that would be quite mean.
Naive . . in a big, fat jar . . .
I'm wondering where you are.
(Psss--I'm at the bar.)
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and i love this write
just don't eat too many cucs
or you just might go puke :)
eewwwwwwwwwwwwww *gross* LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(((HUGS))) and love,
karla. :)
Leland