Bitter or butter some think 'I'm' the Nutter!

Farmers grow these weird nuts
that scoot upon their butt
until they're ready to 'blow'.
Still . . . they refuse to go;
their pee's a delicacy.

When these nuts pee, it's bitter--
some call it butter--
chunky or creamy.
Tranquilized, they're dreamy,
or else they HOLD their pee.

If you could lay eggs, gold,
wouldn't you try to HOLD
until you made it home?
Why share? It's their's alone;
it's their culture, you see.

When these nuts pee, it's bitter--
some call it butter--
chunky or creamy.
Tranquilized, they're dreamy,
or else they HOLD their pee.

I would hate to be squeezed
or somehow forced to sneeze--
to make someone money.
It wouldn't be funny
if you . . . valued your pee.