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Pee Nuts
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Bitter or butter some think 'I'm' the Nutter!

Farmers grow these weird nuts
that scoot upon their butt
until they're ready to 'blow'.
Still . . . they refuse to go;
their pee's a delicacy.

When these nuts pee, it's bitter--
some call it butter--
chunky or creamy.
Tranquilized, they're dreamy,
or else they HOLD their pee.

If you could lay eggs, gold,
wouldn't you try to HOLD
until you made it home?
Why share? It's their's alone;
it's their culture, you see.

When these nuts pee, it's bitter--
some call it butter--
chunky or creamy.
Tranquilized, they're dreamy,
or else they HOLD their pee.

I would hate to be squeezed
or somehow forced to sneeze--
to make someone money.
It wouldn't be funny
if you . . . valued your pee.

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 Reviews of "Pee Nuts"
Reviewed on July 8, 2003
(((sandra)))

i've never liked peanut butter...now i know why LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *gross* but o, so hysterical this write

you're a real mess

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Reviewed on July 8, 2003
omg, Sandra you are too much :-) LOL

Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2003
pee nuts into pee nut butter...I see :-) LOL


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