There's always the 'guy' who thinks he's 'a gift to women' but Leroy truly is!

Leroy's secret is his side kicks
their fingers up his nose flicks, picks.
Four extra feet
(those legs are sticks),
four extra hands
(fingers are quick),
Leroy's extensions--triplets.
At least he doesn't have three butts.
You'd never know
(he's secret bound)
the lengths he'd go
to keep them down.
His wife's smile is so very wide.
(I think they have something else to hide.)
Side kicks unbound
(they've come unwound),
want to run 'round--
Lee to 'get down'.
They are Leroy's secret side kicks
(who never seem to get the chicks)
And there's more--
he's more eyes (four)
upon his neck
(what'd you expect).
Truly he's the man of the hour
his 'extentions' blossom, flower.
Women would flock
if any knew
what his extentions
were . . . could do.