Kids want to know all the tiniest details and for some we simply have no 'right' answer.

A little boy learning to read had to ask:
"I want to know why we are using sham poo?
Doesn't 'shams' go on pillows?
Why weren't they trained like I am?
How do they bottle it up?
How do they gather it up?
Why oh why do we use sham poo?"

His po' momma laughed till tears sprawled from her eyes.
"Honey, you must understand it's not real poo."

"Momma, I know real poo stinks
and makes a mess in the sinks.
Could it possibly be pee?
It's kinda yella, runs free."

Dad yelled, "It's from Winnie Pooh!"