There’s a squirrel in my piano
that’s nibbling a fine tune
of cords that make us swoon.
With a hairy tail . . . wide . . .
he is striking the keys
with pungency. Oh, please!
There’s a squirrel in my piano
that doesn’t know the songs
I play, but he thumps along.
We’re happy together
in true companionship . . .
we are joined in de' hip!
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
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