“Grandma is my washing machine--
she lathers me up, rinses me clean.
She brushes my teeth--makes them gleam.
Grandma is my washing machine!
Smell my hair, it’s really keen.
I splash her good. She’s never mean.
I can wait to become a teen.
Grandma is my washing machine!
Our clothes are the cleanest I’ve seen.
I am the King and Gram is my Queen.
Come and visit, you’ll see the sheen.
Grandma is my washing machine!
I agitate her now and then.
She patiently guides and then grins.
We’ve love, happiness, in the spin.
Grandma is my washing machine!”
LOL at karla's review our mom taught ME to be my own washing machine, snow blower (SHOVELER was more like it!), and lawnmower (but then, i DIDN'T mind doing the lawn, as long as it WASN'T TOO HOT out!)! good write, sandra; love the element of humor in this! (((HUGS))) to you and to doogie; hope all goes well for him! keep us posted on his surgery... love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. :)
my mother was mine...until she went on strike *broke down* LOL not really...she taught me to be my own washing machine
i was the family snow blower *shoveller*...always begged daddy to get a snow blower, he would say, "why should i, when i have you?" i was also the family lawnmower LOL
enjoyed this hysterical write! thanks for taking me back
LOL.. This brought me back to taking baths in my Grandma's sink.. Water poured over my head and scrubbed to a pink glow.. Thanks for the smile my friend!
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
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my mother was mine...until she went on strike *broke down* LOL not really...she taught me to be my own washing machine
i was the family snow blower *shoveller*...always begged daddy to get a snow blower, he would say, "why should i, when i have you?" i was also the family lawnmower LOL
enjoyed this hysterical write! thanks for taking me back
(((HUGS))) and love,
karla. :)