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Whoooo . o . o Gives a Hoot?
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Louder than a tweet, lower than a growl, whooooo . o . o gives a hoot?

Playing naked in the water,
sitting on the banister, toots.
He’s way too often quite funny
but whooooo . .o gives a hoot?
Whish, whoosh, whooooo. . . o . .o
cares, dares give a hoot?
Though he offers peace offerings
and swoops down to overpower me,
wanting a little attention,
but whooooo . .o gives a hoot?
Whish, whoosh, whooooo. . . o . .o
cares, dares give a hoot?
He often shows uninvited.
Peering from his perch, he flutters . . .
all of his feathers are ruffled.
Whooooose hooting stutters?
Whish, whoosh, whooooo. . . o . .o
cares, dares give a hoot?
Screech loves eating burgers for lunch
though his eyes are, oddly, yellow.
It’s not my choice to keep him caged—
talons hurt fellows.
Owl’ll give a hoot!


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 Reviews of "Whoooo . o . o Gives a Hoot?"
Reviewed on August 4, 2003
Hahaha! Sandra! You're wonderfully humorous!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)

Reviewed on August 4, 2003
LOL...this is delightful...love it.

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on August 2, 2003
Always a good clean laugh of yours, Sandy.

tony:)


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