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Prissy's Puddles
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Myrtle liked to doodle . . .
enter contests--drew poodles;
her dog's fur was light blue.
Prissy like to piddle--
sometimes oozed a puddle--
it's something all dogs do.

On canvas Prissy danced
(while Myrtle was romanced)
then Prissy had to pee
so suddenly she chanced
dangling from the valance--
streaming Myrtle's entry.

Myrtle won the first prize;
couldn't believe her eyes
when she saw her picture.
They said hers was the best
of a dog on a quest.
It was a disaster.

Myrtle felt a splatter.
(Prissy went; it scattered.)
How it happened was plain.
It takes two to doodle
winning 'pics' of poodles
on quests in pouring rain.

Myrtle bowed to oodles
of wet, bedazzled poodles . . .
due to Prissy's puddles.

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Reviewed on August 26, 2003
(((sandra)))

the images i'm getting in my mind as i read this...LOLOLOLOL *ROTFLM*O*

reminds me a lot of beezers, my american eskimo *i miss her--snif--she died several years ago* now THAT was a dog with a sense of humor

she'd piddle a puddle whenever rubbed her belly, she'd get so excited "beezers leaked!" :) she'd grin a great big toothy smile all of the time she loved to burp when you'd least expect it "was that YOU?" no, that was the dog *right, blame it on the dog* LOL

thanks for the memories, and for writing this hysterical, well done piece!

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed on August 26, 2003
Sandra, you paint the picture so well with you words... How funny and too real.... excellent...
In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed on August 26, 2003
ohmigod, sandy, this is a HOOT!!! LOL what a HYLARIOUS write! truly enjoyed! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your texas friend, karen lynn. :D :D :D :D

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on August 26, 2003
lol Good write Sandy!

Jack

Reviewed by Jackie Brooks
Reviewed on August 26, 2003
Cute, even old dogs have humor. This was a bit of a tongue twister too as I read it out to Jim! Jackie <> <

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on August 25, 2003
Hi Sandy, Thank you for sharing this fun read. I enjoyed it!


Lyf
tony:)

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Reviewed on August 25, 2003
Rolfmao!!! Go Sandra Go! I loved this! YF ~Z~

Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Reviewed on August 25, 2003
What a fun piece - I love this! Bravo. Bravo!

Tami


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