Myrtle liked to doodle . . .
enter contests--drew poodles;
her dog's fur was light blue.
Prissy like to piddle--
sometimes oozed a puddle--
it's something all dogs do.
On canvas Prissy danced
(while Myrtle was romanced)
then Prissy had to pee
so suddenly she chanced
dangling from the valance--
streaming Myrtle's entry.
Myrtle won the first prize;
couldn't believe her eyes
when she saw her picture.
They said hers was the best
of a dog on a quest.
It was a disaster.
Myrtle felt a splatter.
(Prissy went; it scattered.)
How it happened was plain.
It takes two to doodle
winning 'pics' of poodles
on quests in pouring rain.
Myrtle bowed to oodles
of wet, bedazzled poodles . . .
due to Prissy's puddles.
the images i'm getting in my mind as i read this...LOLOLOLOL *ROTFLM*O*
reminds me a lot of beezers, my american eskimo *i miss her--snif--she died several years ago* now THAT was a dog with a sense of humor
she'd piddle a puddle whenever rubbed her belly, she'd get so excited "beezers leaked!" :) she'd grin a great big toothy smile all of the time she loved to burp when you'd least expect it "was that YOU?" no, that was the dog *right, blame it on the dog* LOL
thanks for the memories, and for writing this hysterical, well done piece!
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
the images i'm getting in my mind as i read this...LOLOLOLOL *ROTFLM*O*
reminds me a lot of beezers, my american eskimo *i miss her--snif--she died several years ago* now THAT was a dog with a sense of humor
she'd piddle a puddle whenever rubbed her belly, she'd get so excited "beezers leaked!" :) she'd grin a great big toothy smile all of the time she loved to burp when you'd least expect it "was that YOU?" no, that was the dog *right, blame it on the dog* LOL
thanks for the memories, and for writing this hysterical, well done piece!
(((HUGS))) and love,
karla. :)
In Spirit,
Bear
Jack
Lyf
tony:)
Tami