Note: Not all dentists are 'dogs':)!

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I went to the dentist. He said, “Open wide.”
My mouth fell so open that he saw through my hide.
He barked, “We need X-rays to tell us the score.
You won’t need to open that wide any more.”
He came with a chisel, I shook the chair loose.
It’s hard to sit still when you want to vamoose.
When he started to drill, I punched out his lights.
Thrust his hand in my mouth, I took two bites.
Approached with a needle I slammed in his leg,
The doc fell to his knees then I heard him beg.
“I’ve a colleague masquerading as friend
Would you please go see him while I sit and mend?”
I heard him exclaim as I went out the door.
“Please lock that door! Let’s not see her any more!”