Look out for number one
but don't step in number two.
A continuous gutter
doesn't mean a six pack, two.
Leave the tree of life's jungle
and commit to one ... not two.
The world beats at your door, bangs,
when you're doing the one or two.
Do you call these words English--
only caught a word or two.
A continuous headache
doesn't require a brain too.
I was once young, foolhardy
but have come down a peg, two.
The only time the world's mine,
is when I'm doing the one or two.
Folks say they're misunderstood--
that they've failed things ... one or two;
not many get their feet wet.
If they do, it's one not two.
We're all refreshed and challenged
when we're pushed to do one, two.
The world only comes around
when we're doing the one or two.
The whole world is a jungle
but ev'rything goes ... one, two.
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