Flee flea
before you are swished, squashed.
Mis’ry
is finding you inside.
Go somewhere to bide
or you’ll surely be smashed.
I can feel you creeping,
my skin’s crawling, itching.
Go join a circus … flee!
Flee flea!
Be a clown … they’re sunny.
Can’t see
you being paid much money.
You can find a honey!
Computer nerd? Funny!
So~you’re measured in bytes?
Hey? Are you wearing tights?
Slickers? Networking flea?
Flee flea!
You cannot be a worm!
I see.
You’re a megabyte bug,
metamorphous slug;
causing crashes when you squirm?
Come closer …you’re tiny …
no, my eyes aren’t shiny.
OW! (Sorry! Couldn't resist; sometimes, when I am in a strange mood, I'll sing that when I am at work.."another pan bites the dust" when I am done rolling a pan of silverware, and then I'll do that little "OW!" at the end, like Michael Jackson! LOL)
Funny write, Sandra; enjoyed!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
(Am in a weird mood today; forgive me....LOL)
Reviewed by Dan Summerfield (Reader)
Reviewed on January 16, 2004
Fly, fly before I smash you on my thigh.
You buzz and zoom and circle high,
Light on my plate and contentedly hum.
Closer, closer I want you to come.
Eat, eat until you're slow and numb,
Then...SLAP!!! Oh Christ! I broke my thumb!
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
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Funny write, Sandra; enjoyed!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
(Am in a weird mood today; forgive me....LOL)
You buzz and zoom and circle high,
Light on my plate and contentedly hum.
Closer, closer I want you to come.
Eat, eat until you're slow and numb,
Then...SLAP!!! Oh Christ! I broke my thumb!
Dan S.
Love Tinka