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Poor Darlin
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Time for a change of pace: Stop me
if you've heard this one.

 



In the rocker creaking
back and forth
on the porch of the old farm house,
Aunt Emma, shelling peas,
observes the rooster chase her prize hen
around and around the yard,
dirt, grass, and feathers flying.
Poor darlin, cries Aunt Emma.

Ruffled hen near panic,
flaps her wings
and hovers above the wood pile,
squawking disconcertion,
folding wings to catch her wind,
the rooster gaining ground.
Poor darlin, cries Aunt Emma,
rocking and shelling her peas.

Alas, poor hen, at last
exhausted…
squawking, squalling, skittering,
the rooster at her tail,
high-stepping across the yard,
flies over the wire fence
as a pickup truck is passing.
Poor darlin, cries Aunt Emma,
prefers death.
 

 


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 Reviews of "Poor Darlin"
Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
So upbeat you are my dear Gene! I come home from a long trip to Vermont and expect to be uplifted - brought out of my weariness and now I must go to sleep with visions of an unfulfilled rooster and a dead hen in my brain! Thanks so much.

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
a big blast of humor near the end of my day -- I appreciate the great picker-upper, Gene -- peace my friend -- JMW

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Oh ....you are so good sweetie,I love this..thanks for making me smile,it's been a rough day...have a wonderful and safe evening sweet Gene...HUgsssss comin your way...
Love Always,
Chanti Lace xoxo

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
The humorous side, I love it!
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Oh my! That ole rooster -- he just can't get no satisfaction! lol!
Well penned, Gene!

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
This was so adorable! Had me smilin from start to finish! HUGS! SC

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Excellent. Now I know why the chicken crossed the road. I could go round and round about your barnyard imagery. The succinct rocker line is so good. Back and forth, there is so much to admire here.

Animal vs. vehicle: It has been a very ruff time around the den.

I see an analogy here to America's presidential choices: POOR DARLIN'!

Loved it Gene --- Rockie

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
What a sin Poor Darlin, great write Gene, Aunt Emma saw it coming. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on October 13, 2008
I love the way that you've done this. You've written it so well, it's easily imaginable, and I love the casualness to Aunt Emma's remark.

Reviewed on October 13, 2008
pretty rough ending Mean Gene, yet entertaining chase

Reviewed by Myrna Badgerow
Reviewed on October 13, 2008
LOL.. poor darlin indeed

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on October 13, 2008
Gene,
you are a wicked man as well as being a great writer and communicator.
I particularly like the style of this, casual, almost offhand, an 'ah well' air in the face of those mongrels lust and death.
John

Reviewed by Gerard Gauthier (Reader)
Reviewed on October 13, 2008
Yeah there was a time when thinking was simple not conservative but conserved, I get this from this write...of course Aunt Emma would probably say "poor darlin lost again"...Great read Gene

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 13, 2008
Thanks for the grins...e

Reviewed on October 13, 2008
Even if I'd heard this a thousand times before (and I haven't), why would I stop you? Poor baby, prefering death - kinda know how she feels! Well done, Gene.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on October 13, 2008
LOL, you are a rascal Gene!!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 13, 2008
Cute and lively tale, love the humor to it all....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 13, 2008
Oh how cute, still shelling the peas when the truck pulls in, poor Aunt Em...gets up and falls off the porch, poor aunt Em, rather faces death too. So funny, You are so talented Gene and have such a great dry sense of humor. Loved it that I had my thoughts to it sorry. Love, Bonnie


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