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I Prefer Women
by Janet Brice Parker → (All Poetry by Janet Brice Parker)
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Now, Guys, don't get your feathers all ruffled up. I do have short conversations with men occasionally.

I prefer women anytime any day
They draw me in and make me stay
Our energy must be as thick as mud
We associate mentally, friends or blood

I prefer women in a grocery line
to a man in jeans who thinks he’s divine
While waiting for the check out girl to wake up
I know about the kids and her rescued pup

Women sense when the time is right to give a hug
We tell each other secret things and shop for antique rugs
We bond very quickly if it is meant to be
Men will never know about what we feel and see

I prefer talks and walks with my surrogate sister
I only desire long conversation with my special mister
I enjoy the brilliant smile that comes from a woman’s lips
She always knows when it’s time to brush and use crest white strips




  

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 Reviews of "I Prefer Women"
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on January 7, 2006
Beautiful write, Janet. Makes any woman with great girlfriends appreciate them even more.



God bless,



Sandie.

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on January 5, 2006
so true, Janet. love this humorous side of you! Dawn

Reviewed by Only A Poet (Reader)
Reviewed on January 5, 2006
We have something in common, I prefer them too! LOL. Wonderful poem.

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
Add another big LOL. Spot-on! Have to admit, the most fun I ever had shopping was with a couple of gay poet pals. Close friend of the female variety also along -- for a shopper, best of all possible
worlds-?! Little shops at Ocean Beach {NJ} are a blast. Don't have to be into Victoriana. Coffers were low, but the four of us had THE best time. Thanks for the great write. Good way to start the New Year!! <3 Pea <3

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
Lol... This caused a smile that will last all day.

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
Lol, love it, funnily enough I prefer women too...I must be odd amongst my species...it must be something to do with the female ability to deliver the undiluted truth so deftly lol.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
hahaha you are a hoot!This is a great poem, and I'm sure your husband is relieved;-)lol!

Eileen

Reviewed by Pamela Kimmell
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
Oh Janet this is ever so cute! I love it....and I totally agree....I do have a lot of men friends, but the "bond" of friendship is strongest I think with my fellow "sisters" of womanhood! Wonderful little poem.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
You left jerry speachless.
Yup I love nat nat nattering to women cos they speak with no holds barred...

Reviewed on January 4, 2006
Women rule! Janet, this is clever. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
I agree Janet, women definitely like to chatter...lols
Peter

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
Nice tribute to women. R

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
I agree having a conversation with another woman if they are pleseant that is I like the bubbly kind to visit with is exactly as you have penned wonderful poem LO < the title gives one a moment to ponder what they might find on this page.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 4, 2006


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