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Eating Habits...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I am in shape, round is a shape...

Eating Habits…


 


Better off dead,


Than give up bread…


 


And give up my cheese?


Oh geez, no way please…


 


Then there is steak and BBQ,


I must forever get my due…


 


Pretzels & chips,


Go right down to my hips…


 


Love my milk,


Good for my bones,


Give it up, no way, I do groan…


 


Eggs, one day good, one day bad,


For me they are great, no way am I sad…


 


Doctor says I am out of shape,


Like hell, I am in shape, for me, at least,


Round is a good shape, for man or beast…


 


Exercise I need, I get what I can,


I get some, well my fingers and hand,


Typing poems, reviewing them, oh man…


 


So all the above, I do for myself,


Why stress over lack of exercise,


It will only kill me,


Eventually…


  © ed – 3/13/04


 


 


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 Reviews of "Eating Habits..."
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 13, 2004

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
Hehehehehe....round is a good shape....it's neverending I say!!

Love Tinka


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