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Leaking Thoughts
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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At night I seem to spring a leak...

Leaking Thoughts…


 

Sometime at night when I sleep,

My thoughts I cannot keep,

They dribble out my ear,

Making my pillowcase smell so weird…

 

All gooey are they, my thoughts it seems,

Kinda like that of cool whip cream,

First time I saw it, boy did I ever scream,

What in the hell is that, one of my dreams?

 

This must be why, when I argue with another guy,

I tell them to wait till morning,

Let me sleep on it, I say,

I will then forget everything, just herein a warning…

                   © ed – 4/8/04

 


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 Reviews of "Leaking Thoughts"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 9, 2004
Very creative thinking Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2004
Yikes...you are so darned creative Ed....
Like Katy said...very clever..
thanks for the note..floria

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2004
Yikes!~ a bit graphic but oh, so wonderfully clever and charming too, Ed. I will think of this next time someone suggests I "sleep on it"... (smile). I may even mention this fine, creative piece of yours, and see if he/she looks confused. That'll show 'em.. hehe. No question about it, me sweet, your "thinking cap" is definitely right where it belongs! Cool.. katy xox.


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