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Allergies
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Hope you have no allergies, wish I didn't too...!

 


Damn allergies,


My nose needs blowin’,


Every five minutes or its flowin’,


 


Damn allergies,


My throat does tickle,


Can’t scratch it, looks fickle,


 


Damn allergies,


My eyes, watering & itchy too,


I hope this is just me and not you,


 


Damn allergies,


Can’t afford the good drugs,


Over the counter stuff works,


Makes me want to sleep, herein I shrug,


 


Damn allergies,


Seems to take forever for pills to work,


Bought for Rufuz his meds, instead, oh what a jerk…


 


                   © ed – 5/8/04


 


 


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 Reviews of "Allergies"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on May 8, 2004
aaaaaah-chooooo

allergies?

me too

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 8, 2004
Glad I don't have many....only allergic to crying!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on May 8, 2004
(((Edddie)))

Unfortunately, I DO have allergies; have had 'em since coming to this Godforsaken state called Texas! UCH!! NOT fun! Guess we will be sneezin' and blowin' our noses together, hunh? Good write about a not so fun situation!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your (allergic) Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 8, 2004
Glad I don't suffer from them, Ed, and I do feel for those that do. But I'm also happy to see that you did buy Rufuz his medication. My two dogs 'Bow' and they say 'Wow,' what a good guy that Ed Matlack is.


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