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Saskatoon
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Saskatoon, a real place, never been there except in cartoons...


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Saskatoon…


 


Seems there is a place called Saskatoon,


Apparently they have a good sense of humor,


As you will note their sense observing their above cartoon,


Of a moose, in a field rather than sitting next to mashed potato’s,


Therein you will see this moose is on the loose,


No fences, nor gates, nor hunters so late or any at all too soon…


 


Humor it is said, can change one from a disgusting old sod,


Into having a happy, carefree and loving old bod,


No more in any bone or vein, is this creature anymore than sane,


As humor and the laugh discovered therein can change,


Anyone, even you, transported onto the happy range, although most strange…


 


Do I herein make any sense; as of humor I seem to have a modicum of knowledge,


Guess you could call me the wizard of wit,


If you had half a mind, as I only do,


I went to college…


 


                   © ed – 5/8/04


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Saskatoon"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 9, 2004
Great one Ed!!

On the roll again....found that muse I see!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on May 9, 2004
Ninety minutes right next door????
Thanks for the smile, funny some names, like Funtington.
here if a place ends in ton it's Saxon, LY is Viking.

Now your sleep better:)))

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on May 8, 2004
now, Saskatoon is some place I've been let, fact is I once lived just down the road from Saskatoon. Right next door really, ninety minutes away. Right next door.

A good write,Ed

john+

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 8, 2004
The artwork is great. The poem is wonderful. Thanks for the smile.


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