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Slow
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Computers are a pain in the a**...


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SLOW…


 


Slow I am running today,


I know how to do it just so,


To make you pissed, to make your anger grow,


Slow I am running today, like that of a low creek flow…


 


Slow I am running today,


Sites come up, but after a minute or more,


Making it for you a great big chore,


Slow I am running today, it’s neat just how you do roar… 


 


Slow I am running today,


Don’t bother to reboot or restart, won’t help,


Maybe I have some problem internally; maybe therein I have some kelp,


Slow that would make me run today, just love to see you yelp!


 


Computers have a mind of their own, we know that cause we program them,


So as I need this to work I won’t say much against my little “gem”,


Nor will ever put it out in the trash, no I will not condemn…


              © ed – 5/28/04


 


 


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 Reviews of "Slow"
Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on May 29, 2004
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." Words still true today in this information mechanized age.

The sloths are honored in your write (LOL)

blessin's,
cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 29, 2004
There's this fellow named Ed
Whose computer is just about dead
He'd like to hit it
But he's in love with it
So he might as well go to bed
Okay. This is very lame but you brought it on with this write of yours. Thanks for the smiles. Love and peace to you. Regis

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on May 29, 2004
LOL Lori...yup broken sever 502, 9x10 when trying to get on here..

Reviewed on May 29, 2004
The computers at the library, I have no trouble with at all, but our neighbor Debbie's computer is slower than slow! I think it forgot to eat its Wheaties disk! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Cute write!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 29, 2004
Computers are just like men...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 29, 2004
I write this slow cause your puter is slow!!

Don't worry I am gettin a fit on this side of my puter!!

Typed about ten poems waiting for my buddies to post their poems...grrrrr!!

Now I am totally blue...writing this slow review to you..have to or I will have to wait another hour for the next on to come my way....okay!!

Love Tinka-Tonka-Stinka-pooh-boo-sneaker!!


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