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Roasting a Serial Killer in the Chair…(Kate Clifford)
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Another in my off & on series on ROASTING poets...


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ROASTING A SERIAL KILLER IN THE CHAIR…(Kate Clifford)


 


Rode a jackalope, walked the high mountains,


Stood underneath a great big head,


Or gave it, we can only guess, yes that’s what I said,


A serial killer in her own “write” she has become,


Watch her drink that rum till she becomes quite numb…


 


Katy has many moods, could that be why she ingests “ludes?”


She writes in the dark, she does so in the light,


Children too, receive her blessings, poetry for kids, yes she might,


She has yet to grow past the 60’s in her heart, a hippie with a multicolored pipe…


 


Nothing can anyone say regards Mz. Katy’ private realm,


Short of the fact she is there, living in it daily, writes on Nature,


Yes she does write of the occasional elm,


But her series on the demise of certain poets,


That was and is her forte’, now in her garden she grows it…


 


So beware future poets, her quill is sharp and she has lots of ink,


Don’t dip her pigtails into the inkwell or learn of her wrath,


In the, of the eye, a blink, she will send you down a wayward path,


So plug in that chair, get the sponge=soaking wet,


Tonight we make another roast, this time in her own sweat…


                        © ed – 6/4/04


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Roasting a Serial Killer in the Chair…(Kate Clifford)"
Reviewed by Nickolaus Pacione
Reviewed on June 6, 2004
God --- the both of you are sick as hell; and coming from me that does say a lot. For a humor story this is pretty damned graphic.

Reviewed by Rose L
Reviewed on June 4, 2004
Ed,

One wonders if your Roast of Kate may end up cooking your own goose??? :) :( LOL

Humor, you've got.....albeit in numbered days my friend.....twas a pleasure knowing you! :)

~Rose~

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on June 4, 2004
Poor Ed, it was so nice to HAVE known you. I am almost afraid to say that I enjoyed the write ;)p But it was a good roast my late friend.
Allen

Reviewed on June 4, 2004
(((ed)))

me thinks you've bitten off more than you know...kate will have her revenge...count on it :)

excellent write--enjoyed

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2004
Well Poet, looks like you have stirred up a Hornets Nest!!! If I were you, I’d RUN for the HILLS, on second thought make it DEEP underground!!! Better you than me…lol. PEACE thru RUNNING FAST!!!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2004
Perhaps I'll soak the sponges in blood first? :-) hehehehe........

Now you've done it!

Thanks for the roasting I needed the extra energy to get things started :-)

Reviewed on June 4, 2004
fun write, but kate is back..she may do you in, and until she does, i suggest that you watch your back (just like i will mine!)! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2004
Ed, this is wonderful!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 4, 2004
Oh Ed, isnt it expensive on electricity. Poor poor Kate, I aint gonna throw that switch :)
I watched that movie " the green mile and freaked" urrrrk. I look out for yah Kate, even though I sent your rellies to Davy Jones Locker LOL.
Rufuz you better bite some sense into your Dad. hehehe.

ME


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