Regis Subtly Boiling in French Polonaise Sauce…

I need to know, what Regis looks like without his goatee and mustache,

I would like to see Regis with hair on his head rather than his face,

If he needs some to replace what he has lost, from old age or having kids,

I can arrange that the next time I get my ponytail trimmed,

I will keep in a plastic cup all that I can, right up to the rim,

Oh, oh, let me turn down the heat as the sauce is boiling over the brim…

Your poetry dear Regis, has made us cry, it has made us also go a wry,

We all certainly want to write like you, yes we so many times did try,

But the only thing we can come up with is a certain question; yes, why,

But to be more than honest, dear Regis, we love you most dearly,

We see you mostly weekly but it is quite better than mostly yearly…

So dear Regis, while you boil over in your little pot; you got pot? I am there in a shot!

Please remember and recall this roast of you for future reference,

You will be loved and read, as far as I am concerned, for time infinitum…

                     © ed – 6/12/04