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S***ts and Giggles
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Why does childhood only last so few years and adulthood last forever?


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Lets us all become young again,


Go back to the time when we were ten,


Throw snowballs at passing cars,


Water balloons off of a roof, onto girl’s heads,


Eggs get thrown too, but only on mischief night…


 


Let us dress up for Halloween as cowboys and princesses,


Allow us to become for one night, just about ten,


No worries of puberty, just yet,


No worries of girls or boys, or trying to get,


Just to enjoy our friendships, roughhousing with the girls and the boys,


 


Skinny dipping in the ocean and off of our docks on the bay,


Girls and boys alike, no worries about being shy,


Just jump on in, then someone taking our bathing suits,


Have to run all the way home, naked in our birthday suits…


 


Playing army, and navy and invading beaches,


Fighting off creatures of space, yes giant leeches,


Dreaming of the day we can drive our dads cars,


Till then riding our sting ray bikes, jumping tires in front of the bar…


 


Eating candy till we are sick, must have been something I ate, mom,


No I didn’t eat too much candy; maybe it was the fishing bait,


Just wanted to try it, to see if the fish would like it,


Of course I took it off the hook, do you think I am just a stupid kid?


 


Out on our boats, doing bat turns, like we are so fast,


Things like this, well they unfortunately just don’t last,


Taking our boats in the ocean, out twenty miles, to dive on the sub,


Baths by mom, cause dad does sometime to hard, rub,


Watching black and white TV, the Outer Limits so scary,


Laughing at Herman Munster, did you see he is so hairy?


 


All these things and more, growing up we did do,


Some friend’s from way back then, now they did die, never thought of that then,


We will live forever, we will never die, we can do what we want,


As long as Dad and Mom don’t find out,


If they do what’s one spanking gonna hurt?


We will do it again, and again, someday we may get our “just dessert”…


                        © ed – 6/30/04


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "S***ts and Giggles"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 1, 2004
Oh what a trip down memoty lane...thank you Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 1, 2004
Ed, I truly believe this is one of your best! Although I must admit, I am partial to nostalgia, humor, and reliving 'the good old days' and you've got all three here.

Ah, to be 10 again. Now wouldn't that truly be something. Think I'd go skinny-dipping first, fishing, second, and then head home to watch Outer Limits - one of my favorite old shows.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2004
Some people try to get in touch with their 'inner child'. I have to remember to be a grown up now and then. (grin) You forgot my favorite: splashing in puddles! "Adults" have bigger feet, so the splashes are even better! Yeah! Oh, Ed.. it's lovely to see your whimsy in this delightful piece. You won't have much trouble finding a whole bunch of us here, eager and ever-ready to join you in frolic. I'm with you 100%! katy xox.

Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on June 30, 2004
:) WE are so carefree and true to our natures when we are young and not worried about what the world will think- it is good to carry that over into adulthood and try to enjoy some of those things again, like dressing up for Halloween. Thanks for the smile:)

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on June 30, 2004
ha ha ha ha ha, a bright lighthearted fun write painting a picture of giggles and youthful joy.I really enjoyed it!

Reviewed by Carol Chapman (Reader)
Reviewed on June 30, 2004
This poem rings beautifully in counter point to my favorite song "I won't grow up" from Peter Pan.

Not a Wendy (although I do sew)
Carol


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