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Pizza for Brunch
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Have I re-found my humor, who took it, where did it go, must be that guy Ted or Ed K or Andy, they are always stealing stuff...ed


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Pizza for Brunch…


 


Breakfast I did miss,


So pizza I did for brunch,


I really do enjoy it a bunch,


I got the soft parts while Rufuz did crunch,


The hard crust he loves to munch…


 


So feeling better today am I,


Took the right amount of meds last night,


The prior night I took the wrong, my stupid plight,


Made me unhappy, sick and could not sleep,


If I said anything off color, it may have been the meds,


If I owe anyone any money, I am still forgetful, as the doctor said…


 


Burned out, too many drugs, too much pot, is that able to be done,


I hope not as I will always just have another one…


 


                        © ed – 7/1/04 


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 Reviews of "Pizza for Brunch"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2004
Hurray for the meds correction. Now, then, if you insist on inviting me to brunch, I don't care for pepperoni... perhaps a nice veggie pizza? Or you could just whip up a lovely pot of lobster and shrimp... (grin) Margaritas would be nice....I'm free on Tuesday.. wheeeeeeeeee... katy xox.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 1, 2004
"If I said anything off color, it may have been the meds"

Don't worry about it, Ed.

"If I owe anyone any money, I am still forgetful, as the doctor said…"

Well, now that you mention it; and I hate to bring it up; and it has been quite awhile; and I hate to hound you; and I really don't mean to sound cruel; and I know anyone can forget things; but Rebecca keeps asking me about it; and the rent is due; and you know how it is when Rufuz gets hungry; and my cats; I haven't been able to buy new litter for weeks now; and my Mom, she keeps asking me when she can get that new TV.

I forgot what the heck I was gonna ask you about. Forget this one, too. thanks.



Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2004
Take the med's that you need, and forget everything else........

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2004
A pizza this or a pizza that, just make sure it don't make yer fat..

Peace though being a glutton.


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