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No Humor
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Ironic, a poem about no humor under the category for humor, hmmmmmm let me think about this further, till then, enjoy...ed

No Humor…


 


No humor have I to give you this eve,


I am really sorry but you don’t have to grieve,


I am just as upset as you, yes I do, I really feel peeved,


Maybe I should just take this poem with me and leave…


 


My humor gland is stuck shut, no longer open, sealed,


At least for tonight or as long as I feel like that of an eel,


What does an eel feel like you ask?


What business of yours is it, I scream through my death mask?


 


As always my brain works in cycles, as far as I am concerned,


Bicycles without chains, making my brain not able to turn,


Making competent conversation with a note of humor,


Unable to be attained, ordained or whatever the hell is the rumor…


 


Lost again in the fog of smoked brain on the hoof,


Not a very good meal, but a very good use of the roof,


But in the attic there is no good, as the brain did thereby disintegrate,


Crumbled and powdered brain, not a tasty treat, so better make my retreat…


 


            © ~poppywrittED ~ 7.17.2004 


 


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 Reviews of "No Humor"
Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on July 18, 2004
Dear Ed,

Sometimes no humour is required, it's not all bad you know. No humour but an emotive write.

Warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 18, 2004
"Crumbled and powdered brain, not a tasty treat, so better make my retreat…"

I told you once brains taste like chicken!!

No humor?

If this is not "so" called "humor"

Maybe I should just take this comment with me and leave too…lol!!

Love Tinka


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