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Asphyxiated by the Fumes of Ant and Roach Spray…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I am still alive, but I am gonna call SPLAT, hope BUG employee's dont read this...


Asphyxiated by the Fumes of Ant and Roach Spray…

 

Such a pretty “country” smell,

Probably the way it does sell,

But sit with it in an enclosed room,

You will find yourself on the floor,

I must have done fell…

 

Still the ants do crawl,

Over my body, yes all,

Big mothers too, when they bite I do ball,

Gotta open the windows,

This stuff makes my allergies go nuts,

My eyes are watering like that of an ocean squall…

 

Opened the windows, the heck with the heat,

Not for long, enough to air out the place,

Don’t want Rufuz to sniff or taste this stuff,

Rather he would the ants eat,

As I don’t like in my cereal any meat…

 

                © ed – 7/31/04



 


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Reviewed on July 31, 2004
(((ed)))

OPEN THE WINDOWS or HAVE PROPER VENTILATION, or else they're gonna find you and rufuz dead, dead, dead--

scary write--hope you're okay

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :(

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 31, 2004
You are infected..you posted twice......lol!!

Heloooooooooooo?????

Love Tinkaaaaaaa anybody hooooooome?

Lol!!

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on July 31, 2004
Dear Ed,

Seems to affect us more sometimes,
than it does the bugs ?

A little "protein"in your cereal
shouldn't be that bad (hee hee)

Warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 31, 2004
That is some horrid stuff, I remember when I used to use it!
Thank god I no longer need to. Be careful Ed,that stuff can
kill you and Rufuz! Get a fan to blow it away, and use ant houses,
they are much better and no odor, just have to watch Rufuz doesn't nose around it;-)

Reviewed on July 31, 2004
ugh! sounds nasty, that ant and roach spray! hope your buggies go away soon! it gets me too, but what really gets me is some of the cleaning solutions at work, and also the plant and bug stuff they have in lawn and garden at wal*mart! every time i go back there, i start wheezing and gasping for breath, and i have to get out of there before i choke! NOT fun!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :P (how i look when i smell that stuff...ICK!)


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