Warped Drive…r

Captain Rufuz says go to warped speed,

Commander Spotty tells the captain she cannot take much of this, Captain my captain,

The science officers, a group of birds, yes a flock,

Evaluates the power curve and comes back with a knock,

Upon the captains door, he delivers the message and takes stock…

Captain Rufuz says damn those little bathing suits, yes the torspeedo’s,

Put her in gear, we need to get to the DOG star with all due haste,

The animals that are there; need us to put down a riot,

Their humans they do desire to be free to release their own waste,

Much like the dogs do on other planets, they are tired of being quiet…

So we must quell that fight, before it becomes an interplanetary war,

The humans fighting over the right to go where it is they do dare,

And the dogs in the system, trying to be more than fair,

Their planet a place to live without collar or muzzle or leash, has such flair,

We need to bring to that planet the peace that was initially found there…

Flying thru space at breaktail speed,

Our dog hero’s rushing to the aid of other dogs in need,

To put down the riot of the humans and their steeds,

To make the world of the dog to be safe for dog kind of all creeds…

               © Rufuz 8.11.2004  (& ed )