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Dirty Linen
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Humor or horror this maybe as dirty linen could be scary, so what do ya think Mary?


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Dirty Linen…


 


If they cannot get up and walk away on their own,


Then they are not ready to change, no need to clone,


As they are not really dirty, unless they smell bad to me,


Or they get sticky from the humidity or there is actual dirt you can see…


 


Tonight a night to change those sheets,


Wet they were from the amount of humidity,


Or maybe my physical problems made me kinda leaky,


That maybe the reason for my sheets being kinda also stinky…


 


Guess I will have to tonight as well take a shower,


As a fresh change of sheets feels less than perfect,


Without the body laying in them being clean as well,


Don’t want to, on this subject of dirty linen too much dwell,


So will end this short poem about dirt & sheets here,


Just to say for the night farewell, before my sheets you are able to smell…


                                © ed ~ 8/15/04


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 Reviews of "Dirty Linen"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 16, 2004
Ick! by the way, who's Mary? hmmmmm? I'm going to guess the picture is NOT yours? It's lovely... sigh. By the way, what's your test for washing the undies? (god, why did I ask?) That'll be next! LOL. Ah, well.. nice to know that tonight, you AND your bed will squeek! (clean... I'm not being naughty here! harrumph!) byeeeee katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 15, 2004
Pretty and colorful bed you share with rufuz.....lol!!

The blue pillow does that help??

Nevermind...my entire bed is covered in blue...it's cool!!

Pst: Just thought I was going to get a "lecture" from you....dirty linnen can get quite stinky when it stays undercover...has to get fresh air...like a good old "Vent" as for my life Stinks right now...and need to get it out or go crazy/mad/insane....whatever!!

Love through clean linnen Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on August 15, 2004
Wow Ed, you really touch the senses with this fine write...take care,
Allen


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