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Katy Adopted
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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This was a response/review I made for Katy's newest funny poem, WANNA ADOPT ME? Check it out too...


Katy Adopted...


Adopted you will be, by me,
You can sleep on the beach by the sea,
Bathe in its cooling waters,
Eat of the bounty there,
Bet you would like this to happen I see...

As for goulash,
I have had hash,
How much different can it be,
As long as you don't disturb any of my stash...

So adopted you have become, no one else can have you,
I have signed the papers and taken care of those that have no clue,
Wish do I that I did this when you were younger, before you grew...


 


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
Awwwwwww....rufuzzzzzzzz....whataboutyou???

Make her your slave Rufie...let her brush your hair hourly...and make her clean the carpet inbetween!!

Ed You such a BIG hearty one!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
Cute. The ending is perfect.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
Ok, Dad! I'm YOURS! (giggle) Em... hmmmm... does this mean Ruffie is my brother? Hot diggity! Sounds like he eats well so I'll just pack my little bag and be right over. Of course, I'll want to go to the beach or out on a boat as soon as I'm unpacked.. ok? ok? Wheeeeeee... thanks, dear heart.. It's lovely to be loved. Sigh... You can teach me how to avoid sharks and I'll teach you how to giggle uncontrollably! Ha! Thanks, Ed... you're a great and undeniably attentive pal. katy xox. p.s. pay no attention to that silly Ed K down there.. harrumph... surely you've had goulash with lutefisk in it right? I mean, WHO hasn't??? hehehehehehe....

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
Wonderful News, Ed! Congratulations, and please sleep with one eye open from now on. Vikings, like elephants, never forget anything.
And they love to put some very strange concoctions in their goulash!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
Cute write. I am sure she will love it.


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