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Get that Stinkin' song out of my head
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Ever have a song just stuck in your head, please tell me how to get rid of it, short of being dead...

Get that Stinkin’ song out of my head…!


 


Watched James Bond, yes oh, oh seven,


The music with the guitar may be to him heaven,


But to me it reeks of stale smoke and bread made of leaven,


The last time I did like it was way back when I was young, like eleven…


 


But I cannot get that song out of my head,


It will be there even when I am in bed,


What will I dream of tonight, pizza, my dinner of choice,


Then pot to smoke to boggle my brain, maybe a dream of being dead…


 


Not that that subject does scare me, my mind dead since I was misled,


No one told me, I swear it to you is the truth, no one ever said,


Pot will burn out your brain, giving your life a permanent strain,


Please get that song out of my head, just shoot me, yes go ahead…


                        © ed ~ 8/29/04


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 Reviews of "Get that Stinkin' song out of my head "
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 30, 2004
Funny you should ask, Ed, me sweet! For the last two days I've had "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" crowding my thoughts... oh, GREAT.. it's back! Sigh... Start singing... maybe it will go away (not to mention those who can hear you singing) LOL... katy xox.

Reviewed on August 30, 2004
Ed, Its a small world after all...Its a small world after all...

...Michael

Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Reviewed on August 30, 2004
Loved this and could relate. This made me smile Ed--thank you for sharing this!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 30, 2004
Ed, you must Live and Let Die, You Only Live Twice, don't make me shake my Goldfinger at you, or send one of my Thunderballs. Just remember that The World is Not Enough, Tomorrow Never Dies, and that there is plenty of time to Die Another Day.

PS This message is For Your Eyes Only

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 30, 2004
Wish I knew which song it was...then you could send it to me...I love music...all kinds of music...even stinky ones!!

Hummmmmm...meditate that might clear your head!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 29, 2004
too many spliffs will make you stiff ... but dreaming of pizza will help you to subconsciously forget the song anyway ... ;)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 29, 2004
Ed give it to rufuz;-) I agree with Lori, replace it. enjoyed the read,hope you can sleep!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 29, 2004
Replace it with a different song... or, tequila! Enjoyed.


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