A long green skanky booger (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on August 31, 2004

Only you can get away with writing about things like dog s*** and boogers! My gosh, Eddie, you are so funny! Hilarious yet gross write! *NASty!* LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

I am saving this booger-infested write so I can enjoy your wild sense of humor again and again! LOL

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on August 31, 2004

In a word: ICK!!!!!! This is proof that you and Ed K should not be allowed to hang out together... Jaysus! (I'm with Ted on this one). (grinning, but disgusted LOL) katy xox.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on August 31, 2004

I want to throw up

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on August 30, 2004

my computer just sneezed something weird from it ...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 30, 2004

Agh sis Man!!

Are you sure that was not part of your Brains????

It surely does feel like I pulled mine out everytime A green skanky booger are Having a "Tug-a-war" with my brains!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Regina Pounds

Reviewed on August 30, 2004

That took courage!

I only wish I weren't the kind who visualizes... ;)

Gina

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish

Reviewed on August 30, 2004

This is totally disgusting,my knotted knickers are knotted more than usual,I am going now to disinfect my computer now but I don't know if that will get that horrid vision out of my perfectly neat and tidy head...oh yuck Ed...you are gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.s.

I hate this!!!
p.s. again....I am in a tizz now,flustered too,hope you are happy!!!
Best wishes you horrid man
from
your flabbergasted fan
Kay.
(YES...I remain your faithful fan anyway...OH...GROSS!)

Reviewed by E Detetcheverrie

Reviewed on August 30, 2004

I bet you get invited to a lot of parties, don't you, Ed?

You must earn most of your income through inspirational speeches you give to graduates and such...maybe you're a motivational speaker or write popular greeting cards...

You're stuff is right up my alley regardless, and I'd like to hire you now to speak at my funeral, should I happen to pass on before you.

Heartwarming. A true tear-jerker. It brought a smile to my face.

Oh, wait--I think I'm posting these comments on the wrong person's page! Ed Dewongela? No? Aw, crap, man... What's this piece about? BOOGERS? I once had a cat called Boogers...

And people think I'M goofy! Nice thoughts there, buddy. What's next? Toe cheese? Eye crud? How 'bout just plain scabs? You're a riot, man! What an entertainer! When's "The Book Of Bodily Products Based Poetry" comin' out? Oddly, I bet it would actually sell...

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on August 30, 2004

(((ed)))

ewwwwwww gross! this is worse than "breaking the record"--not bad poetry, mind you, the subject!!!! LOL love your off the wall writes (and you)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :) *still laffin*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 30, 2004

Oh, I really really like this one, my friend! And Payback is a Bitch!!

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on August 30, 2004

And I thought my topics were a little off at times... lol. This is great. Thanks for the laugh.