Here a pile, there a pile…

Rufuz on his morning walk,

Does leave piles everywhere; don’t balk,

His daddy picks them up with care,

And deposits them everywhere but right here or there…

I had a lady today scream,

You had better come back and pick that up,

I told her I would bring back a sponge,

As all he did was pee but I will be back, I guarantee,

Then you can come out and watch my sponge & I take the plunge…

A time there was, when doggy doings was not thought,

To be anymore than it is, manure for the grass, or so they sought,

Now one can almost always find an argument,

Yes nowadays people over doggy-doo-doo have actually fought,

Such an idiotic, moronic and mostly stupid thought I have herein brought…

                        © ed ~ 8/31/04