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The Power of the Golden Phalanx
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Don't ask, I have no idea where this popped up (no pun) from...

The Power of the Golden Phalanx…


 


Drives women crazy with yearning,


Needs no introduction just a bit of turning,


From its spout comes a flow almost burning,


Inside she is most certainly churning…


 


Its power from the gods,


Never do they present something at odds,


It overpowers all those women with hot bods,


Each and every woman it has met has given it the nod…


 


Power though it has over women,


Men who do not possess it are struck by a feral fear,


They see their manhood being taken away, so they leer,


So small their pitiful own phalanx it is called mere,


Better are they to get drunk on multiples of beer…


                © ed ~ 9/2/04


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "The Power of the Golden Phalanx"
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 2, 2004
hahahahaha! Ed sometimes you are priceless!
From serious to hilarious, glad you can
poke fun at what you poke with;-)!hehehe

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on September 2, 2004
Funny as always!! Thanks Ed :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 2, 2004
Most interesting write Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on September 2, 2004
i've always thought it was like riding elephants, it's not how big they are, but the way you get on and off


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